A Day in the Life of Miles...

Hi Everyone! It's me, Miles. Since I don't have a job or go to school, you've probably been wondering, "What does that guy do all day?" So here it is, a description of a typical day to satisfy your curiousity. Enjoy.


I wake Mommy up between 6:30 and 7am. We snuggle on the couch while I enjoy a delicious baba and mommy watches the news and weather. Then we eat breakfast and mom takes my sissy to school. All these morning activities are pretty exhausting so I take a nap around 9.

One of my favorite activities during the day is taking things out of boxes. Clothes, toys, books, whatever. I simply enjoy emptying containers of all varieties.


I hate baby gates. They may keep me out of the kitchen and off the stairs sometimes, but they will not keep me quiet.


I also help mommy with chores. Mom thinks I need a second nap around 1pm, but I disagree.


I've recently discovered a diabolical portal used by the kitties. I put my hands through it, but then they get stuck. One of these days I will figure this thing out.


Me and mommy play every day. This is one of my favortie toys. It's a Playskool Busy Ball Popper. Pretty sweet, huh?

If the weather is nice, me and mommy take a walk to pick Sissy up from school. I wear my sweet shades and enjoy the adoring looks from other mommies.

I get really excited when Daddy comes home from work. Then we have dinner. I really like mashed potatos.

If I make a big mess, I get a bath. So that's usually my goal at every meal.

Bedtime is between 7 and 8pm, but first I get one more delicious baba. This time I get to snuggle with daddy and if I'm really lucky a kitty will join us. I love kitties. Just like my dad.

Then I sleep with my blankie. I'm a good sleeper - it's a talent I've worked hard to develop.

All in a day's work.